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🕯️💥 “I’d Shank a Bitch for You” Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics! 🔪✨
🕯️💥 “I’d Shank a Bitch for You” Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics! 🔪✨
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🕯️🍋 "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics 🔪
Celebrate loyalty with a wicked twist! The "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle is made for those ride-or-die friendships that are as deep as a detective novel and as unpredictable as reality TV. Infused with situational ethics (and a whole lot of sass), this candle is your badge of honor for friendships that thrive on chaos, laughter, and a little bit of mischief.
Scent Profile:
🍋 Lemon Drop Martini – Because if you’re going to have each other’s backs, it should smell like happy hour gone hilariously wrong.
🍋 Lemon Drop Martini – Because if you’re going to have each other’s backs, it should smell like happy hour gone hilariously wrong.
Why You’ll Love This Candle:
- 🔪 Loyalty with Attitude: The perfect gift for your bestie, partner-in-crime, or anyone who always has your back.
- 🕯️ Long-Lasting Burn: 9oz size with 40+ hours of burn time—because true friendship should outlast even the wildest night out.
- ✨ Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to spark laughs, side-eye, and maybe a few inside jokes.
- 🎁 Epic Gift: For birthdays, Galentine’s, or just because your best friend deserves a candle as fierce as your bond.
Details:
- Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
- Size: 9oz (see FAQ for specs)
- Burn Time: 40+ hours
- Use: Gifting, self-care, setting the mood, celebrating friendship
Note:
We go together like drunk and disorderly, and that’s just the way we like it. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back—whether we’re navigating life’s chaos or just lighting up the room with a little mischief.
We go together like drunk and disorderly, and that’s just the way we like it. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back—whether we’re navigating life’s chaos or just lighting up the room with a little mischief.
✨ Light it up and celebrate the kind of friendship that’s always got your back—grab your "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle from The Mystical Moons today! ✨
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