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🕯️💥 “I’d Shank a Bitch for You” Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics! 🔪✨

🕯️💥 “I’d Shank a Bitch for You” Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics! 🔪✨

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🕯️🍋 "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics 🔪
Celebrate loyalty with a wicked twist! The "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle is made for those ride-or-die friendships that are as deep as a detective novel and as unpredictable as reality TV. Infused with situational ethics (and a whole lot of sass), this candle is your badge of honor for friendships that thrive on chaos, laughter, and a little bit of mischief.
Scent Profile:
🍋 Lemon Drop Martini – Because if you’re going to have each other’s backs, it should smell like happy hour gone hilariously wrong.
Why You’ll Love This Candle:
  • 🔪 Loyalty with Attitude: The perfect gift for your bestie, partner-in-crime, or anyone who always has your back.
  • 🕯️ Long-Lasting Burn: 9oz size with 40+ hours of burn time—because true friendship should outlast even the wildest night out.
  •  Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to spark laughs, side-eye, and maybe a few inside jokes.
  • 🎁 Epic Gift: For birthdays, Galentine’s, or just because your best friend deserves a candle as fierce as your bond.
Details:
  • Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
  • Size: 9oz (see FAQ for specs)
  • Burn Time: 40+ hours
  • Use: Gifting, self-care, setting the mood, celebrating friendship
Note:
We go together like drunk and disorderly, and that’s just the way we like it. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back—whether we’re navigating life’s chaos or just lighting up the room with a little mischief.
Light it up and celebrate the kind of friendship that’s always got your back—grab your "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle from The Mystical Moons today!

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