🕯️🍋 "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics 🔪

Celebrate loyalty with a wicked twist that’s as bold as your friendship! The "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle isn’t just a candle—it’s a fiery tribute to ride-or-die friendships that can handle chaos, comedy, and a little bit of moral flexibility. Infused with a cheeky dose of situational ethics (because sometimes, the rules are made to be bent—and maybe even broken), this candle is your signature badge of honor for bonds that thrive on mischief, laughter, and a touch of rebellion. Perfect for those who believe loyalty isn’t just about sticking together—it’s about doing whatever it takes, with a grin on your face and a wink in your eye.

And let’s talk scent profile—because what’s a wicked twist without a little aroma to match? Imagine the zing of a Lemon Drop Martini—sharp, sweet, and just a little bit dangerous, like your favorite ride-or-die crew after a few too many. It’s the perfect scent to evoke those wild nights where everything’s a little blurry, but your loyalty is crystal clear. This fragrance is a cheeky nod to celebrating friendship that’s as unpredictable and refreshing as a night out gone hilariously wrong—because sometimes, you just need a little lemony sass to spice things up.

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We go together like drunk and disorderly—because that’s just how we like it. Whether we’re navigating life’s chaos or lighting up the room with a little mischief, this candle is your loyal sidekick in the wild ride of friendship. Embrace your situational ethics, keep the laughs coming, and remember: loyalty isn’t about always playing by the rules—it’s about knowing when to break them, preferably with a lemony twist.

✨ Light it up and celebrate the kind of friendship that’s always got your back—grab your "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle from The Mystical Moons today! Because loyalty, a wicked twist, and a lemon drop martini are the perfect recipe for chaos—and friendship. ✨