Description: Ever had one of those days where nothing goes right and you just know the stars are up to something? Blame it on Mercury! Our “Sorry While Mercury Was in Retrograde” t-shirt is the perfect way to let everyone know you’re not responsible for the cosmic chaos—Mercury is. Whether you’re a seasoned astrologer, a crystal enthusiast, or just love a good cosmic joke, this tee is your new go-to for retrograde season (or any day you need an excuse 😉).
Features: ✨ Super-soft, comfy cotton blend ✨ Available in assorted sizes (S-3XL) for all star signs ✨ Choose from a variety of mystical colors—pick your vibe! ✨ Unisex fit—looks great on everyone ✨ Durable print that stands up to the universe’s shenanigans ✨ Perfect for classes, live streams, or just lounging with your crystals
Why You’ll Love It: Let’s be real—Mercury retrograde gets us all! Wear your cosmic apology with pride, spark conversations, and show off your sense of humor (and astrology street cred). Makes a magical gift for your favorite stargazer, too!
